June 2009
2 posts
Mexico smuggles drugs with the aid of trained... →
Just kidding. The sharks were already dead.
May 2009
16 posts
Chicken strips, or dressing up?
me: love!
nob hill has delicious chicken strips
i think they cut chicken breast off bone there and bread/fry it themselves
her: nummmmm
i dont think you get all of my messages
me: haha, likely
what did you say?
her: me: im excited to dress up with you tonight!
me: no, I got that, I'm just not excited about it so I changed the subject to something I am excited about
psyche!
haha
definitely didn't get that
April 2009
24 posts
“When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.”
– Abraham Lincoln.
Rule #1 of Life, in my opinion. (via bloodvayne)
We hear you on that one.
(via fuckyeahabelincoln)
Agreed.
Spray for 'six times longer' sex →
“Men who used the treatment five minutes before having intercourse extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes, trials showed.”
You know, I think I will pass on something that would make it take six times as long to get off, thank you.
