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Jun
17th
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Mexico smuggles drugs with the aid of trained sharks.

Just kidding. The sharks were already dead.
Jun
10th
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theduty: EW EW EWWWWWW!!! I KNOW! I KNOW! While I’m not a fan of Jerry, and I see what you’re trying to do here, please note that Falwell says the “values” while Washington says “religion”. It may not seem like much, but the distinction is clear. This nation was founded as one with the freedom to worship as one pleased. That does not mean that the founding fathers didn’t put the values learned from their religion into the constitution and bill of rights. If you read them, you’ll actually find that the opposite is true.

theduty:

EW EW EWWWWWW!!!

I KNOW! I KNOW!

While I’m not a fan of Jerry, and I see what you’re trying to do here, please note that Falwell says the “values” while Washington says “religion”. It may not seem like much, but the distinction is clear. This nation was founded as one with the freedom to worship as one pleased. That does not mean that the founding fathers didn’t put the values learned from their religion into the constitution and bill of rights. If you read them, you’ll actually find that the opposite is true.

May
28th
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Chicken strips, or dressing up?

  • me: love!
  • nob hill has delicious chicken strips
  • i think they cut chicken breast off bone there and bread/fry it themselves
  • her: nummmmm
  • i dont think you get all of my messages
  • me: haha, likely
  • what did you say?
  • her: me: im excited to dress up with you tonight!
  • me: no, I got that, I'm just not excited about it so I changed the subject to something I am excited about
  • psyche!
  • haha
  • definitely didn't get that
May
22nd
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theduty: thebrewerpatriot: …first documented “jumping of the shark.” Awesome.

theduty:

thebrewerpatriot:

…first documented “jumping of the shark.”

Awesome.

May
18th
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(via funkenflug) How can one little caterpillar be so awesome! I want to walk it around town on a leash. I also want it to be a foot and a half long…

(via funkenflug)

How can one little caterpillar be so awesome! I want to walk it around town on a leash. I also want it to be a foot and a half long…

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(via sweaterjunkie) My next tattoo, for sure.

(via sweaterjunkie)

My next tattoo, for sure.

May
14th
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(via rachell) I think I might floss too much.

(via rachell)

I think I might floss too much.

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ragetoons: (via jjustin) Love it.

ragetoons:

(via jjustin)

Love it.

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theduty: aprilini: The only thing I can think of when I see this is: (click through) aka: THE HEAVEN AISLE. Cock Sauce is ok, but Tap is better.

theduty:

aprilini:

The only thing I can think of when I see this is:

(click through)

aka: THE HEAVEN AISLE.

Cock Sauce is ok, but Tap is better.

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theduty: shebs: Want this kid. (via) fuck yeah.

theduty:

shebs:

Want this kid.

(via)

fuck yeah.